Fantassia's Palace's Herald Excerpts
3rd Annual Ex-Troppers' Party Weekend July 16 - 21, 1999

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Sun Jul 18 03:17:20 1999
Tin Cup: Whatever the rumors about me at the party this weekend....they are all fabricated! LOL...*innocent look*...hahahahahaa

Sun Jul 18 03:38:31 1999
Tin Cup: Although the foxx/BJ wiggle I think has been perfected! *BGRIN* hahahahahaa....


Damn was such a great time....THANK YOU Mi-jah and Terablet for having yet another great party..thank you for opening your home to all of us and being such great friends! :)*hugs*

Clav...was really great to see you again! ...Steve and Kathy was great seeing you two again too, and damn Steve really can sing!! LOL...BJ...as always good to see you too sweetie...though I think I got a black eye from you and foxx! ...hahahahaa...Cinn...good to see you again...try and keep them guys in line now that I'm back home! LOL.....foxx..what can I say...what a sweetheart! *S*...now I really understand the importance of getting that foxx wiggle right, and WOW do you have it down!...like only you could do! LOL...Hope your knees heal soon too! LMAO.....Special..try and keep out of any McDonalds with a playland...thats not for you and your ...um...(special sauce) hahahaa...there could be kids present! LOL....Sibrwd..was great meeting you...hmmmm...although we think she may have a drinking addiction when it comes to Buttery nipples! LMAO...Gordon..good to see you again too...hmmmm..how is it that you always seem to stay outta trouble in that crowd????...gotta learn that one! hahahaha......Husky..hope your not having twin Pandas hahahahaa...not sure the world is ready for that! I told ya you better keep a closer eye on Clav!!! LOL


Sun Jul 18 03:42:07 1999
Tin Cup: One last thing before I crash here....Clav..I'm VERY disappointed ...no more hero worship here buddy...3 women in your bed, and you are snoring?????? what kinda role model are you anyway! *deep sighs* hahahahahahaa

1st year gold star membership Sun Jul 18 07:20:43 1999
WHOS YOUR DADDY: Wahhh!!!! I wanted to go to the party
Say Clav Me and You could of had a snoring contest LOL

Sun Jul 18 1:06:29 1999
Clav-Special-foxx-Legacy-Muse-Cinn-Husky-BJ-Mi-jah-terablet-Sibrwd-LSH-TC: And to conclude our saga:

Since our post last night with all the news of Husky's panda pregnancy, tour of the barn, Sexual Trivia Pursuit, and Special's special sauce, we have more to report.

....Husky attempted to pollute BJ and foxx by making them drink his special daq's but these reporters don't think he succeeded....*giggle* What do you think????

The party was taking off slowly (Husky hadn't found the rum yet), until the karaoke guy arrived (he keeps coming back year after year and requested to return next year.... we think he likes the show!). The evening started with a song from Mi-jah (don't ask us what it was because we vaguely remember anything, er IT..... OH, and she sang well all night). Muse got BJ going with a growl in "Brandy" (raised a fine reaction from her headlights..... WAHOOOOOOO).

As the evening progressed, the party started to pick up (Husky finally found the rum) with dance lessons of the Electric Slide, taught by BJ (Special seemed to do well, but the tea she was drinking didn't seem to do well with her feet! She was on the floor a lot this weekend! and the other pupils caught on quite well)...... The 455 Rocket was the name of the song........................ we think! (and yes, we do think, contrary to popular belief)

BJ wanted a demonstration of the foxx wiggle but the two were facing the wrong way and, with the coaching of TC, the BJ/foxx titty wiggle was created...... (pictures to follow, as soon as a server large enough to accomodate the number of pictures taken is found!). To receive your own BJ/foxx titty wiggle, you have to learn to ask properly (for all you who received one....wait a minute. They did the whole party....nevermind)!!!

TC had a huge grin on his face when the group performed "Friends in Low Places." We were all distracted while trying to sing by Legacy and Special standing on the table tops, flashing us (and not with just the camera bulbs, either!) TC was really enjoying the song! *GRIN* ...... especially the low places and oases.....(BJ and foxx appeared to have rug burns on their knees after the rendition was finished........ smile.... rug burns..... COINCIDENCE, don't you think!)

After partaking of more cheer ala Husky, two party-goers took their act to the tabletops with Jose Quervo (still not sure on the spelling of that....the bottle was buried quickly! well, okay.... the first bottle was.....) This proceeded to more instruction from our visiting professor BJ, PHd in BS (that's body shots, people!..... we thought we'd better clear that one up!) The students ranged in knowledge, from skilled to virgin (Clav and Legacy lost their cherries................FINALLY................after paying close attention). BTW, education isn't an easy job.... BJ was wounded in the line of fire, or is it line of duty? (The lip is healing fine, Louie, but the bill is in the mail.)

More singing and dancing and groping and BJ/foxx titty wiggles (that we believe have become perfected.....just ask the whole party!) followed.....

Sibrwd..... what are Buttery Nipples TC was talking about? That bottle disappeared faster than that beer the other night! LOL

A few more dance instructions by BJ and Mi-jah followed... (we're a little fuzzy on this fact, but there seemed to be a bra involved and Terablet may have even been wearing on his head............... Cinn, do we have any of those pics???? .......................... and boy, did she take pics.....but none better be posted til reviewed by the panel! *grin* *slipping into your pocket a fantasy token with Cl..... well, he would like to remain nameless while he snores away upstairs)

Party progressed but we seemed to lose Special about 1:00....that four hour trip, special sauce, and too many shots of that special tea seemed to do her in.....(damn, these fingers must still be drunk....whoooops....Guess Husky's drinks were working after all)

The party started winding down, some people found their way to the hot tub for a little rest and relaxation and groping and toe sucking....... (and BJ was room monitor........ WAHOOOOO.....we have to edit the rest of this content. Sorry --BJ, the monitor)

Clav began to beg for more instruction from BJ, Phd of BS..... after much whining and groveling at her feet (which he seemed to do well....and will demonstrate, if he dares, later.....), he received said instruction..... (we understand from the camera flashes that ensued there may be many, many, many, many, many....well, you get the picture.....and we hope we do too.....)

With most everyone retired to their chambers, these roving reporters who could not sleep til every last party-goer was down (or up, or in, or out, or any combination of the above), had to relax their muscles. foxx, the massage specialist, realizing the tension in BJ's neck from all the instruction (or, ah, the BJ/foxx titty wiggles), took matters into her own hands........ (and found she could remove a knot, and replace it with a slip of the tongue................ [Mi-jah, sorry about the claw marks in the carpet; we tried to explain it to Terablet before we left....you saw the claws on that woman!!!.... Hope you understand])....... Husky was grinning broadly by this time!

With only four party-goers left (two reporters and two partiers), these reporters were thinking they were in the home stretch now (sorry, no pun intended).... A game of Truth or Dare ensued, BJs favorite game (yeah, but they didn't play it right, these reporters discovered as compromises were made quite frequently, and it changed from Truth or Dare to 50 questions and back and back again and back yet again and back again) The reporters realized two drunks playing Truth or Dare is not an easy topic to cover; it was hard (sorry, no pun intended) to take notes with, er at, this point (sorry, no pun intended)......

Believe it or not, the rest of this report is being finished by the two drunks, as the reporters called it quits during the last body shot arguement on who's lick/shot/dare....oh, whatever the game was we were playing.... What were we saying? Oh yeah, they went to sleep. Who went to sleep..... The reporters; weren't you reading? No, I was typing. I thought we were playing Truth or Sexual Trivia Pursuit? Really? Oh, yeah, what's this token I found in my pocket? TC????? You owe me three IOU's..... er, I mean, that was supposed to be in third person! Hey that's my line..........


Shut up and lick, salt, lick (I like that licking), slam, suck (suck what????)




Who said SUCK...... suck what? Can you say that in here? Let's call a monitor..............I'm in the hot tub! No you're not, you're here.... Oh, yeah, I forgot.... I'm multi-tasking, er drunk, or dizzy, or WHATEVER...

So long and thanks for all the dish....


can't you get that line right?


Oh, was it leash?

Yeah, I think so..... I like it anyway......

Damn, you're tall when you're drunk....

Didn't I see some rope in here....won't that do in a pinch?

Your feet aren't very big?

What's that got to do with anything? Is that a one-piece or two-piece foxx has on...


MEN!!!!!!! Can't take them anywhere!

Oh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................t...... wait, um, can't say that in here..... I SEE THE SUN....

I LICKED THE MOON!

Oh shut up!



Sun Jul 18 2:24:09 1999
Tin Cup: Ok..so who's moon did you lick???? LMAO

1st year gold star membership Sun Jul 18 2:28:07 1999
EmberFlame:
~smiling~
...was great to hear of the "great Michigan Adventure"... Glad you all had fun *s*

I'm just checking here... been busy with family & friends...and the money pit (that darn house of mine that I need to sell) LOL...Well...atleast I am taking care of all of it now so that I can just enjoy myself in Columbus! *grinning* See so many of you then *wacking Tin Cup with a rolled up newspaper--just cos!!! *LOL*

~*~signing off~*~
^flips the bird cos she doesnt REALLY knows ign language^
~sassy smile & a rasbery~
*giggle*

PS: Mr. EmberFlame:
If you are reading this-- shouldnt you be doing all of my housework & errands?? get back to work! LOL



Sun Jul 18 2:46:38 1999
~BJ~: running in the door....trips and falls to her knees.....standing and looking at the stained Nunn Garb she is wearing...and lifts the skirt....checks ok the knee pads she invested in........Ohhh yea...much better..... grabs a bag, strips off the dress, and folding it placing it in the bag tosses the bag into the closet........Hehehhehe ya never know.......



Sun Jul 18 3:41:28 1999
Legacy~*: ROTFLMAO....my gosh, we did all that?? smacking my head ouch I shouldn't have done that! BJ...nun's habit...I think not...lol...and I should know...*giggle* I was there, remember..

Mi-jah, Terablet, once again, thank you so very much for opening your home and hearts and letting this crazy bunch of fun loving people in...I don't think I've had soooo much fun in a while...my sides still ache from all the laffing...you two are great!!

Husky, what more can I say...*giggle*...well, just, hmmmm...what are you naming the 'baby'?

BJ...you are a wild woman...gotta love it! And scrub those knees...*wink*

Cinn....*s* next time I do the dishes...ok!!

LHS....TC really needs to get some lessons from you on staying outta trouble..*s*

Sibrwd..next time you need to teach me those tongue excersises..*giggle*...then I can do those buttery nipples as well as you do..

TC...you mean I can't tell the truth about you? Darn it, cuz I should...*weg* Can't wait to gather more evidence in two weeks...*lol*

Clav, I couldn't have lost my last 'cherry' to a better person...hoping it was as good for you as it was me!! I can't wait to see you again...love you!

foxx, want to know something...everyone is tall when you are on your knees...*giggle* even me! I left you something in your box...let me know if that'll work! btw...loved you in the kitchen, just have to figure out how to get more people in that maneuver!! (WAHOOOOOOO)

Special, and you are, special. Wonder if they'll let us be naughty like that again...*giggle* I think we would have been mobbed if they all hadn't been singing...that was soooooo bad of us!!

It was absolutely wonderful being bad with all of you. I was sooooo glad that we did get to go this year, finally and get to meet all of you. Now I can't wait till next year. I know that I won't miss it again!! Love all of you *hugs n kisses* where ever you want them...*giggle*

btw...where did I get all the brusies????



Sun Jul 18 3:45:44 1999
~BJ~: Ok......Now I am happy to report that after a vote this weekend, and a loooong leave from this caracter I have been so well know by....that she was requested back on here.....so here I am.......seems after this weekend Night Angel just seems not to fit....anyway....


Mi-jah, I can not EVEN express how much FUN I had this weekend.....You are soooo damn sweet and to have all us crazy people in you home...I will not soon for get party.....And you HAVE the BESTEST Huggs....

Big T.....You look like a BIG Teaddy Bear...You sat there with a *Grin* all weekend....and you sure know how to make some chili.....and a wonderful wife you have there....*BIGGGGG HUGGGS* to you both......

Legacy and Muse....it was great meeting you both....Muse bud...ya need to watch the damn truck in the Hot Tub...it will pow your butt down every time.*L*..and Great voice...loved the way that BRANDY.....would just roll outta your mouth...Legacy...welcome to the BS club.....and the flashers club *wink* you guys are a trip Heheheheh

cinn.....you are the one holding some real GOOD photoes I have a feeling *grin*.....you seem to flash that bulb just at the right moment....good to meet you...*Hugs*

Sibrwd.....Hmmmmm that tounge thing you do had us all at HELLO *LMBO*.......you have talent in your mouth *hehehehe*...just gotta work on those drinking skills...*wink*

LHS.....YOU are one tip toe quiet kinda guy,,,,was great meeting you.....I think foxx and I owe you...*wink*

Special.....*shaking my head*...you Miss are one Mconalds fool *LOL*.....you made me laugh and even cry...DAMN SONG *sniffle*...if you lay off the tea maybe you could learn that Electric slid......*BJ/foxx titty wiggles*

TC.......I think you owe me a few IOU's.....the tokens have no born on date...so they are good at any time.....I would be your partner at a sex game any day.....*smooochies*.....Hmmmm wonders what she is saying *weg*....hey your lap vibrated...but realy TC.....I always enjoy our honest and open conversation we have, you remind me to follow my heart...that only time will heal all wounds...yor a special friend, so stay safe....and PLEASE STAY SAFE..ASK HOW OLD SHE IS *LMBO*...BJ/foxx titty wiggls...luv ya hun !!!!!!

Clav......Clav......Clav.......ohhhh baby ohhh baby ohhhhh....I was so glad to meet you....we have been friends here for a long time and you are one crazy fella....I would do BODY S H O T 'S with you any day...*weg*......I still can not get over you snoring *giggle*......with all the excitment..and...crazy stuff....we finally got some time to get to know each other...Hmmm I think we did....50 questions counts right?? hehehehehe.....Hmmmm and what size did you say they where??? *BJ/foxx titty wiggles*.....and *smooochies on the red cheek*....

Now this only leaves one more.....and I have saved this one for last.....

foxx....what can I say....*sniffle* me misses you already....yo are one CRAZY CRAZY girl......I have not laughed that hard in a loooong time......I had such a great time with you......we are just to BAD for our own good....or good for our own BAD....ukkkk that sounds like I am drunk *wink*...what can I say...thank you thank you thank you....for being YOU.........*leaning over and giving her a foxx licks*...... we are now one!!!!!....*eyes crossing*

I can say.....that these people really kn how to have a good time......and hope to see you all again realy soon....

foxx......we gotta get this Husky checked....*wink*

Ohhhh ......

Clav.......you owe mw that dare......I am waiting...*tapping foot*


I am sorry for any mistakes......but I have had only 45 min of sleep in the last 24 hrs.....Hmmmm and my thighs realy do hurt.........ok off for a nap.....

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Sun Jul 18 3:56:52 1999
~BJ~: Hmmmmmm not good at all....*shaking my head*......I am sure you all will over look the mistakes......to tired to care......

Sun Jul 18 4:03:01 1999
Legacy~* Nope BJ...don't care...cuz I really understand...get some sleep...*giggle* dream about those IOU's...

1st year gold star membership Sun Jul 18 4:15:33 1999
*~Special~*: Hmm Trailing in after everyone else!! *LOL*

To start off.. Mi jah and T.. thanks again for opening your house and organizing a great party!!! *Hugs to you both*!!!!

Ok.. I deny anything about McDonalds.. all I did there was drink some tea.. I didn't STAY there!! *LOL*..

I am tooooo tired to go through and list everyone.. let me just say that I am so happy I did get to go to meet all of the wonderful people I got to meet this weekend.. and to see the others I knew before.. You all are great! *HUGS*

One other thing.. Clav does snore..however.. Muse has got him beat.. hahahah.. He is really LOUD!! *LOL* and I know.. I slept with them both.. *wink* Hmm I slept with foxx, Legacy, Clav and Muse!!!

and just so y'all don't think I lost the sexual trivia game.. I wasn't playing.. I was Ummm gone during that time.. *LMAO*.. Playing my own private sexual trivia game.. *grin*

I am glad to see everyone got home safe so far.. just waiting on foxx to make it home now..
*HUGS* to you all..


Sun Jul 18 8:14:44 1999
Tin Cup: foxx ....I hope you make it home ok...hard to believe its been two years since I saw ya....sure was good to see you again...you are WAY TOO much fun at a Party girl.....I think you and BJ together could get everyone thrown in jail! LMAO....either that or the cops would be partying with us by the end of the nite! ROTFLMAO.....seriously though...*BHUGS*...was really great seeing you again!



Ember....OUCH!!!..hey that hurt....LOL...*grin*...Kinda liked it though! *WEG* hahahahahaa...see ya in a couple weeks girl! :)


Sun Jul 18 10:00:45 1999
foxx: I am home...... and I have lots to say but I am wiped out clear to my fingertips.... I'm going to bed and will post in the morning... *grin* Just wanted to let everyone know I'm okay and here....

Husky, I guess I played your driving trick: I don't remember half the places I drove through cuz I must have been sleep-driving! ROTFL....

nighty night.... *ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*



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