Fantassia's Palace's Herald Excerpts
3rd Annual Ex-Troppers' Party Weekend July 16 - 21, 1999
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Below and on the following THREE pages are excerpts from Fantassia's Palace Herald during the party weekend at Mi-jah and terablet's place in Michigan and for a few days afterwards. (And yes, you read that right.....I did say 3! Which makes a total of 4 pages worth of various postings all taken *L* Just to make the pages a little easier to load!) I did a lot of copying and pasting of messages in here and kept the words just as they were written....no additions or subtractions from original messages. I only played with the HTML a little bit to make things easier to read at times.
Fri Jul 16 02:48:19 1999
Clav: Well, I'm off!
tossing lance the keys to the beer locker...I know I can trust you, right?? (and if not, you'll get drunk and I can take advantage of you! *LOL*)
I'm off for fun and frolic in...Michigan???? Ah, well...it's the people, not the place...*smile*
Curly...I hope you can find that last minute ride...I'd love to meet you.
Although I haven't been in here much of late, I;m really gonna miss this place...
Ya'll be good...
Umm...what am I saying?? Screw that! Have fun! *grin*
So long and thanks for all the fish.
Fri Jul 16 07:01:18 1999
*~Special~*: I am off to have fun with Clav in MI.. *wink*.. hahaha and TC and foxx and Curly if she can go.. and Cinn..and Legacy and Muse..and Husky..and NightAngel.. hehehe
and anyone else that is going!!
Y'all be good this weekend and try to stay out of trouble!
Tracee.. I wish you were going too!! I miss you so much and love ya!
Fri Jul 16 08:28:06 1999
~Curly~: Well....I was excited about going to the party in Michigan... and actually had a frucken ride....the asshole phones me at 7:30am this morning and tells me that he doesn't think he should go now....~pulling on red locks~...AAAGGGGHHHH....ya know, I've always been handed that damn shitty end of the stick....and damn it, I'm sick of it ~big sobbing sighs~....rackaflackasacka *@#&%% !!!
Fri Jul 16 08:30:23 1999
~Curly~:sowee.....~l'il sniffle~..guess that post should'a been in the BC...sorry Fanny Baby......and those that might take offense to my outburst from that previous post ~l'il sighs~
what a way to begin the day....
BLAH!
Fri Jul 16 08:38:58 1999
Legacy~*: Damn, Curly, I didn't hit the lotto and I really wish we were close enough to come get you, but still hoping for a miracle.
Can't wait to finally get into trouble with foxx and Clav, Special, TC, NightAngel, Cinn, Husky, and everyone else
have fun and be as good as you can get!
leaving *hugs n kisses* and sprinkling lovedust on everyone
Fri Jul 16 10:11:32 1999
Aregorn: Clav, Legacy, Special and all the rest.......have a great time.....ok
geez wish I could come too...............*pouts and mopes around........Chuckle*
Fri Jul 16 10:36:41 1999
Nymphe:
Oh quit your moping around, Aregorn..:)..
We will just have to make our own kind of fun..~wicked grin~..
All they will be doing is get drunk and have sex anyw...errrr...~backing up~...Oh my.....~shocked look~
~going to sit with Aregorn and keep him company moping~..
I wish y'all a wonderful time..~HUGS~
I wish I was there...~smile~..With or without the sex..LOL ;-)
Fri Jul 16 12:56:57 1999
Elle mae: I just love the poem Nymphe...~huggs~....
To all of you going on this trip...Have a wonderful fun filled time.....It sounds like so much fun.....it would be neat metting all of you.....~grins~...and even getting drunk together......hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....take it easy on poor Clav OK...hehehehe
Fri Jul 16 3:13:38 1999
EmberFlame:
hiya...*smile*
I'm here..safe & sound in Ohio... just wanted to say that *L*
cant wait to read the backs when I have more time... I havent a clue whats going on...(not that my reading backs will rectify that...but it helps...*L*)
Have fun in Michigan to all that are going... safe travels... *blows a kiss*
Special: I'll call ya soon *hug*
Fri Jul 16 5:08:56 1999
Arce: To all of the friends and extended family who are going to Michigan this weekend, I wish you all the best time possible! I am with you in spirit and have an ultimatum to be there next year or else!
*yikes*
Though I don't often post here, there is still an affinity to each of you who I know. We have all traveled an intersting road the last couple of years and maybe understand each other in a way that brings us together.
I send lots of hugs and kisses and fish for Clav....and if you'd be so kind hoist a drink for those of us who won't be there, and know that we are.
I understand Curly....believe me! *WS*
Fri Jul 16 6:29:22 1999
Tin Cup: Ember...so I get to meet you too in Ohio???.....oh shit...I better hide! hahahhaa....*just kiddin*...really looking forward to meeting you! :)
Arce....well buddy..dont know if Clav will be in any condition to lift any
drinks for ya...but I sure will! *bgrin*...hmmmmm...it'll probably be his I'm
lifting! hahahahaha...after I snatch it from him! Hahahhaaa
Sat Jul 17 09:18:20 1999
Clav: Ember...hope you're having a great time...*smile*
Arce...were the hugs and kisses for me too, or just the fish? *chuckle* I'll take 'em all...what can I say, I'm greedy! (and well, kinda lonely...*sniff, sniff..* They're all picking on me...) Wish you were here buddy...and, umm...just say when!! rasing another glass....
TC...get you're ass here quick!! (Hmmm...ironic choice of words....but, then...that's a long story. *LMAO*) they're all picking on me...I need you to divert some attention from me! *LOL*
Ok, public announcement: I DO NOT snore!! (just, um....breathe heavy...*LOL*)
Well....I'll leava ya;ll to your own devices....back to the party. (I think I hear a nap calling my name...*LOL* What can I say...party animal!! *LOL*)
So long, and thanks for all the fish...
Sat Jul 17 09:46:16 1999
Clav-Special-foxx-Legacy-Muse-Cinn-Husky-BJ-Mi-jah-terablet-Sibrwd-LSH: Just wanted to say hi from everyone here.....*L*.....now when you see this handle, you'll have to figure out who's at the keyboard....*chuckle*.....we're playing mystery keyboard which is to be followed by naked Twister with baby oil per BJ......and from everyone but Clav, we have to say that he DOES snore!!!! *L*
I do NOT!!
He does too!!!! I slept next to him.. I KNOW!! Oh Yeah.. and if you scratch him in the right place,, his little leg moves.. hahahahah......
Ok....I slept under them and I know the thumping sounds were alot.....and Special had rug burns this morning.......Hmmmmm dunno what happend with that......Ohhhh slippery fingers here too *giggle*....TC get your cute butt here........*L*
All I know isb the floor of the bedroom sureb was shakin bad last night...*lol* and found out that someone has a very slick lap...couldn't stay on it to save my life...*weg* But I wouldn't miss this for anything!!!!
This is the hostess, with the mostest! *giggle* Has been a riot so far, no one had drown in the hot tub, the drunks have been fairly quiet (so far)!!! No arrests but some have been escorted to the VFW by the police!! Too bad there isnt more people here cause we do have a little more room on the floor! *giggle* Pray that the cops stay away tonight cause this is the craziest night of the party!!!! We WILL enjoy! LOL
Really....I DON'T snore!!
YES HE DOES!!!!!
Why was the house shaking last night after you went to bed then, Clav? *L* And the only sound that could be heard were the ZZZZZZZZZZs........*giggle*
Sat Jul 17 2:00:05 1999
~*destinee*~: ~grinning at everyone at the party...sounds like you are all having a great time...wish that i was there...one day i will get to go to one of the parties....smile..~ ~do a couple shots of something for me...grin~
Sat Jul 17 2:26:03 1999
paleface {LS}: hmmmmm taking all dah clues and lumpin dem togedher......and and i think ill have a drink cause i just cant finger it out .......... sounds like a blast to me ~giggles and grins~ ohhhh hey Cinn did you bring the feather ~wiggles brows~
hehehehehehe parter up people!!!!!!! ohh and dont forget the body shots!!!!!! ~grins~
Sat Jul 17 5:03:24 1999
Clav-Special-foxx-Legacy-Muse-Cinn-Husky-BJ-Mi-jah-terablet-Sibrwd-LSH: NEWSFLASH!
We just have this report in from the Michigan front!
Husky, the old dog, is pregnant................by a panda of all things..........and showing all signs: licking genitals, cradling apples, and nipple enlargement evident. Our local doctors, BJ and foxx, have done a thorough examination and had this to report:
"It appears that it is a fact that Husky is pregnant by a panda," BJ stated at the newsconference held at noon EST time today. "And foxx conducting an investigation to find out how this miracle pregnancy occurred."
"All evidence," foxx reported in an update conference held at 2 EST time, "points to one culprit. He was heard snoring while three women were in his bed with him trying to turn him on. Only conclusion, after talking with witnesses, is total exhaustion."
"I was tickling him with as much enthusiasm as I could muster to turn him on, but he simply kicked at me and pushed me out of bed, saying 'Stop it and leave me alone,' one "special" witness to the investigation stated.
Other discoveries today:
Special reeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaallllllllly like 4 hour McDonald Happy Meals, Michigan-style! When asked about her venture at McDonald', she had only this to say, "No comment. Anyone have a napkin?" Conclusion: the special sauce is truly SPECIAL!
TC and BJ, as partners in the Sexual Trivial Pursuit game, excelled in the category "Health and Sexual Deviancies." However, BJ's fasciantion with "hockey practice" using her "fantasy hockey puck tokens" was too distracted and the two lost the game to Legacy and Muse with 11 fantasy tokens (someone's floor will be shaking tonight), Husky and foxx with 8 fantasy tokens (foxx understands one of Husky's fantasies involves toes and ears.... WAHOOOOOOO!!!), and came in third with 7 fantasy tokens. "Tailing" closely behind (hmmmmmm...... slip of the tongue, er fingers, no tongue! *weg*) were Louie and Cinn with 5 fantasy tokens......
A witness close to the playing field stated that someone stole one of the tokens and cashed it in at the McDonald Play Area, and yet another witness believes the foundation will need to be restructured by the end of this party and the redemptions of those tokens! (WAHOOOOOO..... can't wait for the ears!...... No, I wanna go back to McDonald's..... I'm still trying to find my tokens in TCs shorts.....Those apples look really good *yum yum*)
Two investigative reporters decided to take a tour of the barn prior to the dance tonight. Not sure about this but the evidence is beginning to point to a new room entitled Mi-jah's Play Area. Evidence collected so far includes: pullies in various locations, nipple clamps of all shapes, sizes, and forms, a paddle, much rope, several whips, electrical shock stations, surgeon tables, chairs with no bottom, a wheel of torture, and the invesigation is on-going. Further up-dates as available ..... these roaming reporters don't sleep (hint...... Clav is obviously NOT one of the reporters!) until the job is done!
We'll sign off for now...... that's our story..............and we're um, excuse the pun, sticky, sticking to it.... Where is my mind???? *grin* In the barn, of course....in one of the stalls, the one with pully from the ceiling and the jars of oil.....
bye.........
Sat Jul 17 5:14:14 1999
Clav-Special-foxx-Legacy-Muse-Cinn-Husky-BJ-Mi-jah-terablet-Sibrwd-LSH: I don't snore...I really don't!
*LOL*
Sat Jul 17 5:17:03 1999
Clav-Special-foxx-Legacy-Muse-Cinn-Husky-BJ-Mi-jah-terablet-Sibrwd-LSH: Contrary to the snorer's claim.......he DOES snore and we do have witnesses! *LMAO*
Sat Jul 17 5:25:23 1999
~Curly~: okay Clav-Special-foxx-Legacy-Muse-Cinn-Husky-BJ-Mi-jah-terablet-Sibrwd-LSH ya's are ALL making me cry here in Canada!!! wahahahahahhaaha...the door knob once called a friend wouldn't drive me in the end ~growling~...and now well...~l'il sniffle~...ya's are talking 'bout Husky with a bun in the oven...and Special's chin dribbling with white creamy sauce...and Clav's chainsaw snoring...~crying~...stop it guys!! ~whining~....give this girl a break....~wahahahahaha~
Sat Jul 17 6:06:14 1999
Aregorn: Clav-Special-foxx-Legacy-Muse-Cinn-Husky-BJ-Mi-jah-terablet-Sibrwd-LSH:
gonna send us all a wav file of clavs snoring...hey we can add it to the juke box........*LOL*
Sat Jul 17 9:11:07 1999
Gary: ...wishing you all the best there people...Foxx...call me...heading home in a week... *s
Sat Jul 17 10:02:21 1999
*giggles*: aka:sprite* property of Bigfoot
Clav-Special-foxx-Legacy-Muse-Cinn-Husky-BJ-Mi-jah-terablet-Sibrwd-LSH
hey where r ya??????? i'm comin'!!!!!!! than's just what i need right now a way out there party!!!!!!!!
*giggles*
glad U/u A/all haven't so much fun *s*
next time i wana cum too!!!!!!!!!
~~impish grin~~
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